Thirteen Things I do not like about August
1. It is hot.
2. When you get up in the morning it is hot.
3. When you go to bed at night it is hot.
4. Your car gets hot enough sitting in the sun to cook food.
5. If you have to do any shopping it is hot.
6. If you exercise later than 5am it is hot.
7. It is humid, so you can need a bath just from walking out to your car.
8. There are no holidays in August.
9. It is hot.
10. August has 31 hot days.
11. Fall fashions are out but who wants to buy them in 90' weather.
12. It is too hot to use my hot tub.
13. It's too hot.
